Okay the only people that would watch would be my parents and some close friends. Mostly out of morbid curiosity. I personally think it would be worth watching. With a great editing crew I'm sure one week of taping would entertain anyone for at least 25 minutes. Car pool alone is a five minute of humor. The most hilarious part would be how I pay someone the clean my house but it is always a mess. We might have them cut out the Webkinz addiction because it is really out of hand with no end in sight. Do they have WAA, webkinz addiction anonymous?
The two year old could get a few minutes in temper tantrums alone. Although he is very naughty some of his antics are very entertaining. I especially love the hardwood floor stomp, the run and hide under sissy's bed momma can't reach me there, laugh as I am being naughty and maybe she will let me continue to jump on ______ or climb on the_______. You can fill in the blanks because the kid will jump or climb on anything.
I feel like we need Nanny 911. I will try something on my own which may or may not work. What is it with the two year old? One day they are the sweet little baby and then BAM they are a wicked little toddler. I do mean wicked in the most loving way possible. I won't find out if my behavior modification will work until they are all grown and it is too late. That is a whole different show.
I got in and out of my car ten times today. TEN TIMES! I didn't even get to get out to go shopping once! I'm starting to think I should down size my house and get a nicer car. I spend more time in the car than I do my home. I only realized this today because of all the dishes not done, laundry clean but not folded, and there are toys everywhere. It isn't getting done because I can't do chores around the house if I am not here. I sometimes daydream about someone else doing dishes. I should be day dreaming about a vacation with my husband to Hawaii. Not someone else doing my dishes!
So much more could go into a weeks episode of our reality show. Titles for episodes could include: We Don't Have Cable, My Husband Works at Home, I Double Booked Again, Birthday Party 101, The Answer "No, Not Right Now." Doesn't Translate into Ask Me Again Later, Don't Touch, 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Talk to Mommy That Way, Reverse Psychology Does Work, and You Can't Stay Home With the Dog.
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